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Nandor's Law

If there is an unprotected web poll, Nomar Garciaparra will win it.

In 1999, Major League Baseball had a simplistic web poll for positions on the All-Star Team. Chris Nandor used a short Perl program to vote for Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra 14,000 times. This was then referenced in the "Louise, Revisited" episode of Sports Night where Jeremy uploads a Perl program to vote overwhelmingly for Casey. Nandor told ESPN "there has never been a Web-based poll that people haven't done this. It's pretty much standard procedure."
The results of our marketing research obey's Nandor's Law.
by Not Tom Brady January 25, 2021
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Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.
Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016
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Law of Conservation of Mass

Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”
The law of conservation of mass is a fundamental principle of physics.
by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022
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grandaunt-in-law

1- Grandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandaunt.
My grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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quelenter's law

the law that states every english word that starts with a q must have a u next to it
guy: my school defined quelenter's law
guy 2: same
by nobilly7 February 7, 2023
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Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.
So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law
by metagrindr December 5, 2014
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Billy's law

An Amendment & Derivative of Poe's law.

Billy's law: it is impossible to determine which account is that of a legitimate insane American MAGA supporter and which is that of a russian bot. Both groups lack any intelligence and both spread insane conspiracy theories while buying twitter blue and their followers.

Author: @osint_69, t.me/osint_69

Posted by: DRS_$GME, been around for 84 years. Russia has no future t.ly/sZ4Op
Good example of Billy's law can be found below:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded

For smooth brains out there..... you can't "pretend" to be disabled. It's illogical.

Stick Figure #1: HEY GUYS LOOK HOW RETARDED I AM HUR DURRRRRRRR
Stick Figure #2: fuck off retard
Stick Figure #1: JOKES ON THEM I WAS ONLY PRETENDING
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