smetty balls

1. sweaty, smelly balls.

After a long, gruelling day at work, Mark realized he had a case of smetty balls.

"Hey hunny, smell my fingers!"
"Hell no, you just scratched your balls!"
"Oh come on, just smell them!"
*sniff*
"OMFG dude you have some rauchy, smetty balls! Go take a shower you nasty freak!"

by Illusive Zee May 10, 2006

blue-ball

when a person of the male gender approches his climax and then does not climax either because a parent walks in or his partner is playing a cruel joke

dude 1: did you have fun with sally last night?
dude 2: fuck no, the bitch blue-balled me when her parents came home
dude 1: dude that sucks
dude 2: no man, she doesnt suck

by petey pablo May 14, 2003

cum balls

When one rolls up their cum after masterbation and small balls are formed.

Monty, stop making damn cum balls and telling me about it!

by boytoy3oh3 December 21, 2008

Ball shavings

When a guy's nuts are sweaty and when scratched, skin shavings come off, like sharpening a pencil. Accompanied by a foul odour.

Yo, brotha scratched his nuts hardcore in my bathroom and now my toilet seat has ball shavings on it!

by Hoopah September 27, 2006

Shit balls

To have shit on ones balls

gosh, look at all that shit on my shit balls!

by de-spec October 12, 2010

amaze-balls

Better than both amazing and balls. Something of epic proportions.

Craig is not a bigot, he is the most amaze-balls person ever!

by CdubOld December 2, 2010

grease ball

a stereotypical Puerto Rican. Usually a pretty boy who tries to pick up girls in a slimy manner

Juan is such a stereotypical spic greaseball. He'll shake your hand and try to fuck your'e wife.

by wicked August 15, 2003