cat random sprint

Does your cat run at an enormously fast speed and bounce off of the couch? No need to fear. Your cat, who can run up to 31 miles per hour, is just exercising! Most house cats have an extreme amount of energy that gets pent up and needs to be released. If you're not regularly exercising your kitty, you may want to start "playing" or walking him to avoid random sprints through the house.

the cat random sprint.

by pussy cat December 2, 2016

cat in a t-shirt

1.)An insult among gay men, usually bestowed while chatting, indicating that no further conversation. The sender sends the picture to indicate to the recipient that he is being a douche.

Shannon: This guy I'm chatting with is being such a Douche

Tom: Just send him a cat in a t-shirt

Shannon: Cool, now I do not have to talk to him any more!

by Tom-Tom November 17, 2006

Discord Cat Day

This Event happens every SATURDAY, This is an event when you celebrate your most honorable Cats/Catgirls in the discord server.

Discord Cat Day is here, I am the best cat the Discord server has ever known.

by Fan of Azu December 11, 2020

Matrix and Cat Gifs

Something that Urban Dictionary loves.

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU
(Matrix and Cat Gifs)

by subway572572 October 8, 2023

cool cat bob

cool cat bob is the holy figure that ended bobby 's(bobby bot for short) life with one blow and stopped thanos because thanos is allergic to cool cats . you are smelly

cool cat bob will kill you on fortnite

by not bobby ;) February 11, 2019

Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.

by arb05002 October 16, 2011

Emotional Cat Mail

Blackmail - Bribery

Emotional Cat Mail - A cat using blackmail to its advantage

by Towlie00 December 8, 2018