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cunt shit

Individual that is whimpy and nonconfrontational, but likes to go around causing problems behind one's back.
Damn, Joe left another note about washing the dishes before he went out of town. What a little cunt shit.
by For You Chris November 3, 2006
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pizza cunt

When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.
Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!
by BPonD December 26, 2008
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Cunt Balls

When you are dejected. Alternate to saying "Shucks" or "Muther fuckers" in frustration. Instead, say, "Cunt Balls!".
1. Kevin realizes he forgot his ID at the airport security gate.."Cunt Balls!"

2. Kevin in front of a judge for speeding, asks to have fine reduced. Judge: "You will pay the maximum fine"
Kevin: "Cunt Balls!"

3. Kevin parked his car in NYC without plugging the meter for a quick coffee and bagel run. He returns to find a parking ticket. "Cunt Balls!"
by Kevin Side of Bacon August 5, 2010
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cunt bucket

a bucket full of chopped up cunts. namely over 5 or 6 cunts.
check out this cunt bucket. There are probably like 5 or 6 of them in there!
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by yourallfuckinghomos December 24, 2009
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cunt pancake

When you're having a threesome with two females that you despise.
This bitch stacy from work became friends with my ex. I woke up with both of them in my bed realizing I was in a cunt pancake last night.
by Slyrogers October 12, 2017
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Shit cunt

A shit cunt is someone who is no longer your mate because they fuck your ex and try play happy family with your kids.
Watch her she's a shit cunt! She'll fuck your ex quicker than her marriage!
by Missleashy September 18, 2019
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cunt whisker

Cunt whisker: A hair that that gets stuck in your throat
Cunt whisker: Example of long cunt hair that gets stuck in your throat.
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