I Know This Guy

An "I know this guy" story is a bullshit story where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. It's similar to the "I have this friend" story, where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them but they're too embarrassed to say so. "I know this guy" stories are purely about entertainment, however, not about seeking advice.

Jerry: "I know this guy... he caught his sister having sex with their cousin and two friends in their uncle's bed."
Joe: "Sure, Jerry. You *know* this guy. Riiight."
Jerry: "I swear! It's true!"
Joe: "Bullshit. What was the guy's name then?"
Jerry: "Well I don't *know* him, but I heard about it."
Joe: "Sure you did. Sick pervert."

by kevnar February 19, 2007

I don't care. I bag groceries

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.

I don't care. I bag groceries.

by dacousin January 5, 2011

I ain't on that shit!

Basically, you do not care about whatever someone is talking about, or what they are refering too.

Alex: Someone made a rumor about you.
Amber: I ain't on that shit!

Whitney: But I wanna go to the mall!
Crystal: I ain't on that shit!

by Amber Walker September 10, 2006

I wuv oo

a phrase to express your undying love for somebody.

K- "Maddi, I wuv oo more than owls!"
M- "ohhhh, that's the most undying statement of love I've ever heard. I wuv oo too!"

by SecretSquirrelBusiness September 6, 2010

I see how it is

A phrase that can be said to a person who tries to blame another person for their action.

For Example, Mick says I want to go to the bar, I want to go to the bar to drink, Mack says no mate I don't want to be responsible for you. Mick says OK, I'm leaving you here, I don't care. Mack says don't be like that you don't understand and tries to explain the situation and wishes the topic never came up. Mack lectures Mick and tries to stop Mack going into the bar knowing he will get drunk but also not wanting to leave his friend. Mick is insistent gets drunks gets arrested or ends up vomiting and the next day blames everything on his good friend Mack. Mack says I see how it is

by DaffyDucks August 22, 2012

are you as turned on as i is?

What Kevin Federline said to Britney Spears as they saw two cows, uh... being naughty.

"More," Britney replied.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

who i smoke

a song by multiple real jacksonville gangsters containing criminal proof

hey bro, i found out who killed your cousin, listen to who i smoke

by TheFatherOfPigsBlood May 24, 2021