Dirty Sinead

Dirty Sinead is when you open someone's vagina flaps up and continuously yell 'carole fuckin' baskin'' until the person orgasims and squirts out sardine oil in which you then use to coat your victim before feeding them to a tiger

she did a Dirty Sinead

by Kairithecat123 April 20, 2020

Dirty Junior

When a co-worker fails to practice conventional personal hygiene on a consistent basis.

I wish the guy that sets in the cubicle behind me wasn't such a dirty junior and took a bath once and a while.

by black3925 November 8, 2008

Dirty Simon

When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.

I'm straight but watched gay porn. Felt ashamed after so pulled a Dirty Simon

by No gnomes sherlock July 11, 2021

dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!

by Citizen X August 22, 2008

Dirty Trojan

The act of placing your dick over the top of a girl's head making it look like the top of a Trojan war helmet.

I gave my girl the Dirty Trojan last night and relived the entire 2 hours of seeing 300 in theaters. Epic!

by Hoopty rida June 14, 2007

Dirty Dukakis

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls eyebrows.

After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty Dukakis.

by ritzcracker June 2, 2006

Dirty Rael

The act of giving a homeless man oral in his living quarters/ place of retreat.

Can be done anywhere the homeless man chooses to reside such as the woods, alleyway, abandoned school, etc.

After giving the hobo a Dirty Rael, I rinsed my mouth out with pond water.

by HiQualiti April 25, 2020