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fuck fiance

A fuck buddy that someone has had for so long that they are now more attached than other people in long-term relationships.
"Yeah, I guess we're getting married. But it doesn't mean anything; he's just my fuck fiance".
by monsieurlui December 20, 2006
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gorilla fucking

During intercourse when a man is on top of a woman thrusting while head banging and grunting like a gorilla
"I totally got freaked out and left in the middle of having sex because Derek was gorilla fucking me."
by Maryhadalittlelamb8 February 23, 2014
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fuck tuck

The act of tucking in only half of the front of your shirt, in a conscious effort to appear accidentally fresh. Often seen with buttown-down shirts, but also possible to implement with a polo or t-shirt. Popular in the bro and hipster communities.
Undo that fuck tuck, Eric, it's not accidentally fresh if you do it on purpose.
by Jon Conto October 4, 2009
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Cunted as Fuck

Cunted as Fuck is the state one gets in, usually during a night on the town, or at a housparty, or in some of our cases - whenever humanly possible.

Typically drug/drink induced.
"Fuck me, 'm cunted as fuck. Them eckies made my legs not work'"
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Fucking Dickhead

The asshole driver that can't help pulling these annoying and dangerous driving maneuvers:

1. The pinch down - while you minding your own business in the right lane, a fucking dickhead speeds up to get along side of you in the left lane then slows down forcing you the brake before you run into granny driving 45 mph in the right lane.

2. On ramp fuckery - Similar to the pinch down, but it occurs as granny is merging onto the interstate from the on ramp at 35 mph.

3. Too scared to pass - On a two lane road speeds up to catch you then tailgates you for 20 miles without passing. Most annoying a night.

4. Fog light idiot - outdated oversized SUV with fog lights on 24/7, blinds you since the fog lights are terminal in the windshield of your hybrid. Really bad with too scared to pass.

5. What's up little dick? - homophobic asshole with tiny penis driving a huge truck or SUV with giant tires. To overcompensate for his tiny penis, has to drive this piece of shit at top speed in every situation such as parking lots, pouring down rain, school zones etc.
Hey fucking dickhead, you almost ran over my 2 year old daughter in the church parking lot. And fucking dickhead, turn off your fog lights it's daytime.
by Wing deuce October 29, 2012
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Fucking Mong

A derogatory phrase used towards mongs. Also used towards people you dont like when you cant think of anything else to say.
Did you see that fucking mong go past, what a fucking mong;
Bill: Have you done the maths homework?
Tom: .................. Johnathons such a fucking mong.
by JC® October 25, 2006
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Dance Fuck

When a crowd of people surround a couple dancing on the dance floor, and the couple in middle perform dance moves similar to having sex.

Extreme Dirty Dancing.
Wow, those people are dance fucking are drawing a really large crowd.
by Xkuay March 5, 2010
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