Asian Fingers

Fingers that have been damned by the usage or hearing of a heavy Asian accent. It is most effective when typed accidently.

person 1: this guy on American Idol,
person 1: was sing bad romance.
person 2: HA.
person 1: DAMN THESE ASIAN FINGERS !!

by Hide yo kids, wife, ect. January 22, 2011

Fish Fingers and Beans

The act of copulating, using Findus. Ross, or other frozen prepagaged food, whilst listening to Phill and Phil's perfect 10 podcast.
it is not nessessary to utilise the food as sex weapons, in fact, sometimes it can simply serve as a buffet.

"was the sex good?? there were fish fingers and beans everywhere!"

"i was with that rachael from Norwich last night, she laid on a cracking fishfingers and beans"

by mojothreepwood January 23, 2009

three fingered jack

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.

3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar

by Paul July 18, 2003

two finger discount

Small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. Related to the "five finger discount" but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers.

"I did not see you buy that candy bar."
"I helped myself to a two finger discount."

by Here King December 14, 2008

two finger salute

1) In an act of fun between to males, one will sneak up behind the other with two fingers and poke him near the anal cavaty, causing an embarassing sensation.

2) In an act between to females, or one male and a female, two fingers are used to penetrate the vaginal opening.

1) Frank gave me a two finger salute while i was taking a piss in the urinal.

2) Frank was given a two finger salute after we found out he wasn't really a guy.

by MastePlan May 17, 2004

Whipped Cream Finger

The act of covering one's finger in whipped cream, shoving it into a girls vagina, removing it, then licking all the cream off.

John gave his girlfriend a whipped cream finger she would never forget.

by redwirenut July 27, 2011

Gee Finger Poking

The process of toggling switches or options to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.

by Drew11766 September 5, 2008