Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

Slap ass week

A week where you can slap anyone ass without them getting mad April 3-9

Can I slap your ass because it's slap ass week

by Heckmeister April 6, 2022

SLAP

“Sound Like A Plan”

Deon: “We going to the club this weekend?”
Me: “Slap!!”

by Geeliciouss December 8, 2019

Todger Slap

To slap your penis on somone or somthing

I'm going to todger slap you

by EarlyBird1 May 27, 2025

National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023

Slap

To have sexual intercouse

*In the dm's "Hey shawty, you tryna slap?"

"Yeah I'm down"

by REAL_NIBBA April 20, 2018

National Slap Ass Day

April 19 be Prepared for ass

Today is National Slap Ass Day

by 11111111191 April 19, 2019