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Fart Wedger

A Fart Wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(Color does not matter). The said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the anal cheeks. The benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. Remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.

Removal of the wedge is not required as a Borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.

This originates from Alabama - see Alabama Ejaculation Cake
Parp(whisper) - Thank christ for the fart wedger.
by Sid Tetley July 19, 2006
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Deer Fart

The grotesque smell of a fart that emits the odor of a corpse that has been lying unattended for copious hours as a result of being struck by a large passenger vehicle.
Bobcat: Hey Chip, do you smell that?
Chip: Yeah, what the hell is that?
Bobcat: It couldn't be, could it?
Chip: No way. Actually, wait, I think it is.
Bobcat: Could it be....a deer fart?
Chip: Don't conjure up that phrase unless you mean it.
Bobcat: Hell yes, brother, I believe it's a deer fart.
Chip: Well, I did eat three bags of chili fritos. Not saying that's it, but...
Bobcat: Hell yes brother! A deer fart! By the way, that is putrid man.
Chip: What can I say man? Snakes on a plane...snakes on a plane.
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donkey farts

When you sexually please a dolphin with a Pringles can.
PETA was protesting Sea World because someone gave Flipper donkey farts.
by Muff Snorkler November 10, 2011
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lonesome fart

the lonely cry of a turd
A lonesome fart is when your ass produces a sound similar to "EEEeeeeEEeeeeeeee...pfft"
by taintedcatharsis July 29, 2004
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farting cup

a cup that is used when u have to fart. U simply fart in the cup. Its a cup that is passed down through families.
Mom! Wheres the farting cup? i had a lot of beens at lunch!
by katie jaeger December 23, 2005
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fart spaz

one who antagonizes other into fighting by being ridiculously dumb like all my friends
all you fart spazs who think you're great need to step down before the pain is unleashed.
by happygoth May 13, 2005
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Fart Sniffer

A person(s) who purchase a 90k campervan, RV or caravan and sit inside all day and all night inhaling each other’s farts. They do not mingle or crack a smile at other campers because they’re too intoxicated by their own farts
Look at those snobby grey nomads, probably sitting in their camper being a bunch of fart sniffers
by Lazarath October 10, 2022
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