nut holder

what real G's call fake ass kids who think they're in a gang but they just know one person in a gang.They usually run with the gang.

You see that faggot ass nut holder over there? Thinkin hes tough.

by booper June 29, 2004

Bum Nuts

What your dog leaves on the patio. Normally firm, well formed stools that bear an uncanny resemblance to walnuts, or pieces of chopped sausage.

"That dog has dropped a pile of bum nuts on the carpet again!"

"Gross! I stepped on a bum nut!"

by Blonefuse June 22, 2008

chuckle nut

a person who escapes from a cult and upon their return to save their friends finds everyone they knew to be victims of mass suicide

that guy is depressed because he's a chuckle nut

by jim4002 November 26, 2010

monkey nuts

small insane simians; or those who are fanitical over them

"look mommy, monkey nuts!"

by malicious and kisses da klowns November 21, 2003

Turkey Nuts

Where one of your nuts hangs lower than you other nuts. The higher of one nut accordin to the other.

Hey he has got the biggest turkey nuts.
How far apart are his turkey nuts?

by Micah aka hoVa October 10, 2004

busting a nut

To place a man's nuts between a woman's breasts.

After they had sex, they started busting a nut.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

nuts jokes

Jokes made with Drumstick Ice Cream peanuts that coat the outside.Usually made with the ones that have fallen off and are still in the bag.

Nuts jokes:

"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."

by Slabahan Doughety November 7, 2007