wet willying

while at sleep away camp, it is the slang which refers to going "downtown" on another.

Man, we were wet willying all night long...on the blob dock.

by Karl XXXX February 21, 2009

wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services

My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(

by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019

Wet

Is another term for diamonds. Commonly used by rappers and other music artists. Diamonds on watches and chains are wet also.

Dude my diamond chain is wet, look how it shines

by JJDrew August 27, 2019

Willard Wet boy

A guy who’s only interested in getting his penis wet. He will go to drastic lengths to do so

"Oh my god, James just asked me on FaceTime to help him get off."
"He’s such a Willard Wet boy"

by Gojosbabymomma March 21, 2025

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

Wet Crinkle

A sexual act in which a non erect penis is used to give a girl vaginal orgasm.

I had whiskey dick last night, so I had to do the wet crinkle.
I ran out of Cialis pills last week and I had no choice but to perform the wet crinkle.

by ChrisCrinkle October 10, 2022

Slippin’ like wet soap

Messing up or screwing up

Failing

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap “

by MollyRust August 5, 2020