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Chunky Monkey

A vagina slightly dark in colour, with massive piss flaps
Yo Brogan I went down on a girl last night. She had a Chunky Monkey.
by Arthwani June 20, 2011
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hairy monkey

when your eating a hairy pussy
last night that hairy monkey mad my throat dry
by k!d phr3$h December 23, 2008
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monkey butter

1) A solid butter representation in the form of a hairy monkey, often mistaken for the butter used by monkeys and apes. That is of course untrue.

2) The name of the theory that monkeys are able to spread butter on toast, or blueberry muffins, or other things. This is a theory that dates back to the early 2000s, prior to the Stephen Colbert Monkey Butter Incident of 2006, which came as a shock to the theorists.

3) Out of the incident came a new definition of monkey butter, meaning "outrageous" or "no way" or "impossible."
"I had some monkey butter on my bagel this morning for brunch."

"The philosophers thought long into the night about the concept of monkey butter."

"What? Stephen Colbert said monkey butter? MONKEY BUTTER!"
by Clamanity July 18, 2007
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Monkey bubbles

When a cuss word just would not be appropriate, a good conversation stopper, "Monkey Bubbles!", will cause your friends to pause.

Harmless replacement word for crude, harsh words like fuck, bullshit, asshole, etc.
Someone is telling just an unbelievable pack of lies. You recognize it as total bullshit, but you take the higher road, "Monkey Bubbles!".

John is at the annual family picnic. In front of granny, sweet aunt martha at the youngest cousins ages 3-7, something incredibly heavy hits his toes. "Monkey Bubbles!" It gives him something to scream out, yet still does not offend anyone in the party.
by the infamous lj December 15, 2010
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Hump Monkey

That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey
by Matt Ross September 25, 2003
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Pink Monkey

A Pink Monkey is a heart breaker or a player, someone that is good with the ladys known to break hearts with no remorse
That damn pink monkey @$$hole broke my heart
by smertrios March 28, 2010
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Chunky Monkey

When you walk into the bathroom after a dorm mate pulls a massive crap when air spray is in the vicinity.

/Name of an infamous ice cream
Aww fuck you man, I was gonna take a shit after I peed but you had to make a Chunky Monkey..

/ Hipster: Theres this delicious ice cream flavor called "Chunky Monkey."....
by FromEmbryoToGangster June 15, 2013
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