The phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarrassing story about something that happened to to them. To save themselves from total humiliation they say "it happened to a friend of mine".
George: God, I am so embarrassed, I can't believe Stacy found out I was cheating with her.
Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.
George: huh?
Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...
Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.
George: huh?
Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...
by Sieffy April 5, 2013
Get the it happened to a friend of mine mug.Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other
Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!
(Goes over to talk)
*Twenty minutes later*
Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason
(Goes over to talk)
*Twenty minutes later*
Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason
by Lil fetus March 3, 2019
Get the Gas station friend mug.A friend who is as supportive to you as Fox News is to any US Republican politician or talking point. This friend is the loudest cheerleader for your every success and is completely blind to any of your faults, literally bending reality to make you feel better.
C: "Hey, I accidentally murdered a busload of nuns, and I need you to help me bury the bodies"
M: "Oh yeah? I'm sure those bitches had it coming though... and instead of burying them, I'll go get some acid or lime for you fam."
C: "You truly are my Fox News friend, I can tell you anything."
M: "Oh yeah? I'm sure those bitches had it coming though... and instead of burying them, I'll go get some acid or lime for you fam."
C: "You truly are my Fox News friend, I can tell you anything."
by Zizektronic November 20, 2019
Get the Fox News friend mug.The act of a subset of people from a group of mutual friends engaging in a side friendship.
Also shortened to "BFOTS"
Also shortened to "BFOTS"
"Oh so y'all hung out last night without ME? Talk about Best Friends on the Side!"
"Wait where was my invite when yall was BFOTSing?"
"Wait where was my invite when yall was BFOTSing?"
by Kassieme July 9, 2015
Get the best friends on the side mug.Basically a friend that is scary to others outside of the friend group, the person is usually alt and they have the same effect on strangers as walking with a Rottweiler
Alex is my scary dog friend, when I want to walk alone at night I call them
A.J. Scares off creeps, he's totally a scary dog friend
A.J. Scares off creeps, he's totally a scary dog friend
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