fat load of good

Sarcastically saying, “that’s going to be good!” typical phrase in Britain.

Person 1: “My arm has been chopped off what should I do?!”
Person 2: “Glue it back on!”
Person 1: “Fat load of good that’ll do!”

by whatcameron October 5, 2019

Terry the fat shark

Noun: The aquatic equivalent of Saint Nicholas, except instead of coming once a year, he comes every wednesday to drop off some mad goodies to the faithful members of "im leabing this gronp". Conceived by Bob Bruhin in the covid pandemic as a means to unite gronp in a celebratory fashion, Terry is not only an icon of solidarity but an idol to the godless masses.

Today Terry the fat shark brings you a genetic engineering kit... Terry will return next wednesday with another gift.

by Fisho on the block June 27, 2022

Fat Back Bitch

Originating in the Eastern most northern point of Pennsylvania. Term used to describe a person with excess skin on back of the neck.

That’s why I’m taking you for support you fat back bitch.

by Eddy T December 6, 2022

agonized fat bitch

a very corpulent, whiny, angsty girl. She loves pizza and tends to weep when she doesn't get her way, or is underfed. She can often be spotted alone, or with people who pity her and wish to feed her for the sheer sport of it. She can often be deciphered by her grotesque rolls of fat, and and unusual amount of chins.

Someone forgot to feed the agonized fat bitch. Look, she's crying so much her chins are gathering the tears.

by danodanodano January 15, 2011

Eat The Fat Kids

A grindcore band from Keokuk, Iowa. They somehow immediately became famous for going super crazy on stage and doing stupid shit like pushing eachother and causing self-inflicted harm to eachother.

Man 1: "Did you see Eat the Fat Kids play last week?"

Man 2: "No. They just hurt eachother. It's actually kind of boring."

by xxxshotgunxxxxx February 1, 2010

Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

by Aspenburger September 1, 2021

Slow Fat One

A slow fat one is what happens to a male inmate when he drinks to much hooch. Regardless of the actual size of the penis in question, the excessive hooch makes it difficult to FAP or to perform anal copulation.

Slow to climax. Fat because the penis will not stay erect, hence the fat/floppy semi erect penis.

I tried to do a little uphill gardening with my prison bitch but my "slow fat one" made it impossible.

by Thomas Bombadil February 20, 2011