cock-voice

someone who sucks so much cock they are basicly talking to people with a cock in their mouth

(Blank) is such a cock-voice

by B SMITTAY September 4, 2004

Cock Raver

Someone who jerks two cock's at the same time just in front of their head whilst kneeling down. Intensified when performed under a black light.

'Dannie looked like a cock raver with stan and andy in Zanzibar last night. Who needs glow stick paint...'

by Derby Raver December 20, 2008

cock mitten

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag

1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.

by Pit Pat October 23, 2007

cock in a basket

Acting shitty or hard to work with.

This snow has been a real cock in a basket lately.

by chadjohnson86 March 3, 2015

cock smacked

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.

Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.

by Werewolf Mike May 27, 2008

cock scarf

Good looking super slut, that anyone and everyone gets a turn with. Similar to the town bike, but better looking

That girl Sally is a real cock scarf. Timmy, Bobby, and Joey all banged her.

by DFriend February 1, 2006

cock gremlin

A homosexual maugwai that after transforming into a gremlin, enjoys eating the penises of male victims

Oh shit, the cock gremlin has eaten that dudes penis. Quickly shoot that piece of shit before he gobbles our cock!!

by cool897 November 22, 2011