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Get the 2-mile spanking line mug.Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky”
People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!
Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!
Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!
He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.
“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.
Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!
Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!
Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!
He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.
“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.
Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches May 26, 2022
Get the Eddie Keane Part 2 mug.Re·treat·2·Rap·ture (v): The act of being so overtaken by an enjoyable activity / lifestyle / hobby / person/ mindstate that it results in a complete and total abandonment of social networking/ email/ Facebook updates / text message response / chores / technological and realtime communications / efficiency in general / etc.
Re·treat·2·Rap·ture (v): "Yo what happened to tristan? He hasn't been answering his emails and def has not updated his Facebook status in like 2 weeks..." -- "Don't worry 'bout him he's just retreating 2 rapture."
by ensemble December 17, 2013
Get the Re·treat·2·Rap·ture (v) mug.They told me that they are mad at me and they hated the books that we sold! Then they told me that they were so happy that they were now so happily married (oh wow the couple's coming now) they told me that they'd voice war on me, now they're not mad at me. They took back their words! It's like they're here now(Kimberly and Derek)Hey you, we want to thank you for everything you've done! it's like they're here now! That kimberdek. This is all about Kimberdek. Everybody should know about Kimberdek. Tell the truth, the truth about Kimberdek! Hey everybody, the couple is here! TIME FOR DINNER. It was Kimberly's wedding(it was her wedding) she was getting ready and there were tons of clouds in the sky(lots of clouds in the sky)Derek walks in with a charming grin SUNSHINE(Kimberly says)are we getting married or not? (oh wow the couples coming now) hand in hand they walked outside(Derek says) Kimberly you're the most beautiful bride! everybody gathered at their side! such a joyous day but anyway. We must talk about Kimberdek! THIS IS THE RISE OF KIMBERDEK! LOTS OF WORDS ABOUT KIMBERDEK! WE MUST TALK ABOUT KIMBERDEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤️😘😍🥰💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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Get the The Kimberdek Song Part 2 mug.Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky”
People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!
Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!
Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!
He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.
“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.
Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!
Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!
Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!
He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.
“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.
Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches May 26, 2022
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