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New Week's Resolution

During first week of the New Year, most people are enthusiastic about their resolutions. After this week, however, their zeal begins to dwindle, and soon they've forgotten all about their resolution. Thus instead of a New Year's resolution, it's a New Week's resolution, seeing as it only lasts a week.
Did you see the line of traffic for the gym?
It's just their New Week's resolutions.

I can't believe how many people in our neighborhood are recycling!
It'll end soon. It's New Week.
by M.C. Panjada January 8, 2009
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New Jersey Reload

A New Jersey Reload occurs when someone is in an intense firefight and they run out of ammo. The shooter then drops his weapon and takes a weapon off of a dead shooter.
The shoot out was so bad that chuck duece had to pull a New Jersey Reload to keep fighting.
by Chuck Duece August 6, 2010
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New Hampton, Iowa

A very small and boring town. about 4800 people and nothing to do.
wow this is really New Hampton, Iowas
by Spam Bob December 14, 2010
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New York accent

What white upper-middle class kids from the New York suburbs wish they had, but dont, and often try to fake.
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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Skangers in a new car

A young common man buys a new car (well to be honest an old banger) and him and as many friends as possible cram in to take the first drive
The pub was packed last night, we were like skangers in a new car
by Rosie March 5, 2004
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New jersey turnpike

It's when you are fucking a girl on a pile of trash, then you smear shit all over her like a fake tan.
I got her drunk last night and totally took her to the New Jersey Turnpike, if you catch my drift!
by mrssnuts March 27, 2011
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new york times

a well known newspaper with info about things happening all over the world.
the new york times called today and asked if i wanted a subscription to their paper.
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