Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.

Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!

by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021

Piss

Keystone Light or Natural Light, cheap beer outside of Busch, usually consumed by the mentally ill, frat boys, and homosexuals

Hey buddy let's go get a 30 pack of piss and have sex tonight.

by smalldick96 June 24, 2016

piss baby

Someone who has a small truck, and emits so-called small truck energy.

"Hey there you little piss baby, you think you're so fucking cool? You think you're so fucking tough, huh? You talk a lot of big game for someone with such a small truck"

by pissergamer007 July 18, 2023

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.

Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.

by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017

Piss-fucker

A person who has sexual intercourse with urine.

Yeah. I bet you love dipping your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker!

by Rizzo-Jizzo November 8, 2021

Piss punk

Piss punk - Same as a regular punk, but with piss at the beginning for added insult

Br***: "Hey whats up you Piss punk"
Je****: "Wowww"
Br***: "how you doin"
Je****: "Was good till I found out im a Piss punk"
Dea*: "Sheeeeesh"

by Pisspunkwpg March 6, 2024