dragon penis

When a man has an enormous cock.

M i c h a e l C h r i s t i a n o has a dragon penis.

by ashley nicole rodgers May 4, 2008

Negative Penis

when someones penis is so small that it comes out their asshole. Commonly used as an insult.

Bob: Hey markm, your penis is so small, you've got a negative penis going on!
Mark: Shut the hell up Bob

by Zakk May 17, 2003

penis cunt

1. A word pk would have made up eventually if sk hadnt got there first.

2. A person who is so much of a cunt that the word cunt does not fully encapsulate their cunthood.

pk: "i hate that kid."
sk: "yeah.. hes a penis cunt."
pk: ".. esh word."
sk: "thanks."

by peekers April 14, 2008

hardening of the penis

a painful condition in which the penis remains erect for a long time.

Since the guy is suffering from hardening of the penis, he should see the sex doctor.

by uttam maharjan March 28, 2010

penis pop

When you pop a vein in your dick.

Some Guy: "My penis had a stroke! Call my friends! Call CNN! Call 911! Let the whole world know that my penis had a stroke!"

Some other guy: "I popped my penis hemeroid! Give me raise!"

by I went numba 3 on yo mom September 4, 2005

small penis

Tiny little thing that your brother has or your b/f

You: Geez, you wanna put that thing in me?
Your b/f: Why not?
You: Fuck, that couldn't make a rat orgasm

by vicki May 27, 2003

penis licker

one who licks another penis.. deskusting fuckers do this because they can not get a woman.. see faggot

Faggot queerbait doushbag

by Lauren BITCH March 23, 2005