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Hypothetical Man

Paul Pogba also known as Hypothetical Man. A man who cant win the ucl but can make the argument 'what if I won the ucl'. Hypotheitcal man is a bang average midfielder. Midfielders like Gundogan and Wijnaldum are miles clear. Once Jurgen Klopp said, "Give me Hypothetical Man and 10 sticks and I would win fuck all".
That bang average mid with yee ass haircut must be THE Hypothetical Man.
by Zzinedine098765 June 13, 2021
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Man Magnet

An inanimate object that attracts men to it.
Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.
Carl: damn, that 52 inch Plasma T.V Frank has at his pad is such a man magnet.
by Nick Goldman January 4, 2009
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man lok

Always happy and excited, very friendly and outgoing personality makes man loks idolized by fellow peers and friends man loks are a very rare name to be found in the world. If u run into a man lok in your life time u should treat them right as they will give u a lasting impression in your life. They are always the one who are able to give u the Cheer and support when u need them. Man loks are always there for u.
I am so_ /Man lok/_to be here

(Man lok) means

(happy and excited)
by Yup sheesh August 21, 2021
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My mans

Someone that is not yours. If you touch him,talk to him, look at him, cough while looking at him, I will kill you don’t try me.
Girl 1: who is that I think he is cute
Me:My mans
Girl 2: I like him
Girl 1: me too
Me: *kills both of them*
by PandaMuffins4Life May 27, 2019
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rack-of-man

A set of breasts---on a man. Not as large of a cup size as say---moobs, but firmer than mantitties.
Nice rack-of-man there, Chuck. What's your bra size?
by Lisa August 18, 2004
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Man-size

1) Any cup, mug, container, or carrying device that can satisfy the needs of a man.

2) Referring to the size of a cup of coffee that is 20 ounces or more.

3) Any sized carrying instrument with the intended purpose of fulfilling a man.

4) Any long and skinny shaped thing that is 23 inches long.

5) The size of an axe, truck, or Empire State Building.

6) Refers to the size of man problems
1) That sure is a man-sized tupperware container

2) "One man-sized, weak, skinny, vanilla latte, with extra foam and 4 sweetners please" "Here's your bucket sir!"

3) That woman is man-sized.

4) Wow, that foot-long isn't quite man-sized.

5) That spade is almost man-sized

6) "my hands are weak" "that sure is a man-sized problem you have there!"
by A Dancing Camel January 19, 2009
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Man Over

Like a sleep over, but more manly. Usually it's when it consists of mostly dudes, and in order to not sound like a bunch of fudge packing faggots, the term "Man Over" is used.
Billy: Yo, man.
Billy: We deserve a man over Saturday night.
Me: Ite.
Billy: Word.
by Auge6661pain November 1, 2007
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