love day

A holiday (sometime in the middle of summer) made up by a retail store to increase sales during the summer slump.

Homer: Happy Love Day!
Lisa: It´s just a holiday that the stores made up to make more money

Homer: I´m not gonna have you ruin another Love Day.

by tromboneman January 17, 2008

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love fist

The placing of a hand up anothers ass, or an 1980s hit rock group.

Matt just love fisted that chick.
Man the Love Fists rock.
-Laslo

by Matt G March 31, 2003

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love shaft

A gentlemens erect penis.

"Impale yourself on my love shaft Veronica"

by cannietellye October 8, 2005

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Love Blind

Making decisions that are known to be costly in one way or another due to being in "love".

A: "Dude, you two are toxic for eachother and you break-up every six months!"

B: "Yeah, but this time will be different. WE will be different"

A: "Oh geez, you are sooooo love blind."

by posergeek13 February 20, 2012

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love shank

stabbing a bitch repeatedly with your bloody dick.

I gave that whore's grandma the best love shank last night.

by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008

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Unrequited Love

A form of love that is not returned by the other person. a perfect example of this is Stevie and his "beloved" on the ESPN college football Message board.

Stevie just cannot seem to let go of his unrequited love for his beloved"

by gertfarkyl February 13, 2010

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