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feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.
Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.
by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015
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Vinnie likes men

Vinnie ossai has a extremely small penis surprising for his testicle size, in 2018 Vinnie got the world prize for the largest penis to testicle ratio. Vinnie has an alien like sexuality he is attracted to male sea creatures like dolphins and whales, but his mum banned him from going in the ocean because his huge balls weigh him down. The universe once told me that Vinnie was meant to Mary cherish but because vinnie is a mummy's boy they didnt have sex intill marriage. But when cherrish sees his penis she threw up and dumped him. Now he spend the rest of his life behind a urinal wall with a peek hole staring at childrens penis' the end. P.S Subscribe to The5HorseMen
Cherrish puked on vinnie likes men penis
by fyqcgujcgcj March 21, 2019
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lay'em up like

I will show you of this what I am calculated about you and I will describe you this way.

Play with words ... that is not exactly insulting or too direct to another person... in lytic
Lay'em up like

Swish swish bish
name calling to another person like in their busket put the called name on and another one in the Casket when that person die!
Lay'em up like

Swish swish bish ...
by Coolnikita July 6, 2017
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Ninja-Commenting / Liking

When one Comments or Likes a post up to 2 seconds after its posted. (On Facebook.)

WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.
Girl 1: Oh man, I was on Facebook last night, and this guy is TOTALLY ninja-commenting / liking everything I post! SOO annoying.

Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...
by LoLfAcEbOoKfTw October 20, 2009
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punches on like a bloke

Of, or relating to male-to-female transexxuals engaging in physical violence against another person(s).
"Geez.....I saw that tranny Tatianna in a punch up"
"Oh yeah....she "punches on like a bloke"
by Signor Dick Pic October 25, 2013
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I like plagg

Hi I’m jade and I like plagg
by Ricejadewasstaken October 10, 2021
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Like yall perfect

A cruelly funny throw away line originating from a temp. blurting it aloud and stormed off in a teary huff once in the middle of the workday, after being confronted by a manager about his body odor.
"Like Yall Perfect." He yelled during a lag in Thursday's meeting, effectively derailing it completely.
by Gester Grin March 1, 2010
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