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Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
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spiral suck

When a female is attached to the fan, upside down. Then turn the fan on. She will begin spinning while being upside down. This has been said to cause great pleasure for the man as she spins her mouth around his dick.
"yeah man she gave me the best spiral suck ever last night , she was just dangling over my dick like a spider!"
by sdcfvbghnjmnhbgfvdcdvfbgnhm November 15, 2016
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Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Suck and smoke

a dildo that has a built in weed holder so you can suck the dildo while smoking weed later
Hey did you buy the new suck and smoke
by stroke and smoke January 4, 2022
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Vgna sucking

No way dude is that Vgna sucking dude no way
by XxladykillerXx September 28, 2019
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big pickle big suck

Sucky suck tonight, at big pickle big suck?
by Bizmo Funyins August 27, 2019
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National Suck Dick Day

A day after mother's day it's sons day today one sexy girl is gonna suck your dick
by Jxjsishbsoshsbd March 27, 2022
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