simp

obsesses over every female he ever sees, usually ones who share absolutely no interest
glorified fan club
accuses others of being simps
refuses to accept being a key member of simpnation
most often associated with the name Joey.

“Yo man, did you see that girl that just walked by? Dude. No one else can have her. She’s mine.”
“Stop being a fucking simp, Joey.”

by crackaintsofuckinwack April 16, 2020

Simp

Mitchell Finnegan

Mitchell Finnegan is the biggest simp I have ever met.

by Randy-ing April 2, 2020

Simp

Evan

The simp squad spots evan the biggest simp

by Simphunter March 5, 2020

Simp

A guy that respects women (these guys are real men)

Friend: "you're a simp bro"
Simp: "at least i respect women"

by Drugs are bad kids October 16, 2020

SIMP

Squirrels in my pants. A genius rap song by 2 Guys n the Parque with choreography by Candace Flynn (from the show Phineas and Ferb). Defined an era, a style of dancing, a lifestyle. SIMP changed the lives of a generation for the better.

“Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!“
“ Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!”

by wowdude May 20, 2020

Simp

Someone who donates to E-Girls.

Tom is such a simp!

by Simp killer March 15, 2020

Simp

Andrew

Simp = playing top golf with Bella instead of hanging out with friends

by Blacksimp December 30, 2019