Stoner Bashin Time

The time in which subhuman boneheads beat someone up who is too enebriated to defend themselves. An extreme act of cowardice where idiotic simians make themselves appear hard by breaking the bones of a person who is barely able to stand up!

Person 1 I like that girl but she only likes bad boys
Person 2 Well do something bad then
Person 1 I'm a pussy
Person 2 Go bash that stoner, even you can beat someone up who is practically asleep
Person 1 Wahey! It's Stoner Bashin Time.

by Azzylum July 22, 2008

German Hang Time

When you reach between a mans legs and fondle his balls before his penis gets erect.

My boyfriend Scotty and his friend Anthony like to German hang time each other. But they're not gay homosexuals. :)

by Redboots October 31, 2010

till next time

up to the time of

A girl and a boy are on a date that it's about to end.

A girl: Okay, It's time to go home, it was nice to see you today!

A boy: Yeah, it was! Till next time, then!

by Cindersxo March 18, 2012

T Shirt Time

Term used by the cast of "MTV's Jersey Shore" or MVP: Mike Vinny Pauly. T-Shirt Time is when you're sitting in the living room in your white beater or any colored tank top before actually putting on your shirt. In other words... "It's the shirt before the shirt."

"You know what time it is, it's t shirt time."

by D-Evil man October 19, 2010

The Time Traveler's Wife

One of the best books you will ever read. Also, is a movie coming out August 14, 2009 with Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana. The story is by Audrey Niffenegger and follows Henry as he time travels uncontrollably due to a genetic disorder called Chrono Displacement. He leaves everything but his body behind. He visits big events in his life, most importantly, he visits the love of his life Clare, through all years of her life. A great read.

From The Time Traveler's Wife:
Clare: It's hard being left behind. I wait for Henry, not knowing where he is, wondering if he's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays.

I keep myself busy. Time goes faster that way.
I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

Henry: I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

by chello313 June 16, 2009

Rusty Time Machine

When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat

The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.

by rusty time machine March 23, 2010

Good Times Syndrome

IN BRIEF: A time when something good is about to happens, but it ends up messed up or brought down by somebody or something.

NOTE: Good Times Syndrome is based on the TV show 'Good Times', when something good happens, it always end up unsuccessful by fate.

GOOD TIMES:
A TV show that aired way back in the 70's, which illustrated the life of a black family living in the projects.

The TV show became an instant classic thanks to the lively yet scrawny character J.J. Evans aka "Kid Dyn-o-mite"

The other characters were Florida (the compassionate mother), James Sr (the discplinarian father), Thelma (the hot sister), Michael (the pre-pubescent annoying kid brother), Willona (the intruding next door neighbor), and Bookman aka "Buffalo Butt" (the fatass super who everyone makes fun of)

The show also featured the acting debut of Janet Jackson as Penny (the cute but wiseass orphaned child)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 13, 2010