Much like a Penis Leach, but having higher aspirations. Attaching oneself to the genitals of a male supervisory figure for the sole purpose of self recognition. Essentially sucking your way to the top. Most notably taking the role of a boss as an hourly employee just to bolster your monstrous Ego and act important.
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by Daniel June 18, 2006
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A plastic wedge to separate the balls and penis so that they do not chafe.
A plastic wedge to separate the balls and penis so that they do not chafe.
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