pizza face

For someone to be a pizza face, there face must be so covered in greece and acne, that it is mistakable for a pizza.

Ryan: yo man mike is such a pizza face hes never gonna talk to a girl for the rest of his life
TJ: yea i know what a cocksucking douche bag, unless he gets rid of that pizza face he aint gonna have any friends left
Mike: Durrrr im the next hugh heghner. i already rented dancing midgets for my cage. you wana video tape my cat on your dog?

by Jake E. September 1, 2006

Face Rape

the act of shooting someone in the face at point blank range in a first-person shooter (FPS) game. This is usually followed by a thorough tea-bagging for added effect.

"aww, you got face raped bitch!...pwnd!"

by AstraLuna May 21, 2010

Face Fart

A belch that has a reached stink, almost the smell of an anal fart. Usually occurs at bars when eating chicken wings and guzzling beer.

Matt belched at the bar when Joe replied "Gross! Face Fart! Go see a doctor, that isn't natural."

by das ungeheuer January 14, 2009

face time

1. The moment at which Templeton "Face" Peck of the A-Team must use his masculine charms, usually (though not necessarily limited to) upon an attractive female with large hair, in order to gain access to a building or otherwise perform some smooth-patter feat to ensure the success of the on-the-run ex-military samaritan squad.

2. The first, prolonged, intimate session of sexual contact with Templeton "Face" Peck of the A-Team, usually no more than half an hour after an episode's closing credits.

Hannibal: "Face, we need you to distract that womanly security guard in order to steal that kettle to make our steam tank."

Templeton "Face" Peck: "OK, it's Face Time."

...or...

Attractive big-haired 80s woman: "Templeton, what are you...?"

Templeton "Face" Peck: "Oh yeah momma, it's Face Time..."

Big-hair: "Oooooh."

by Scribe July 3, 2003

pizza face

someones face that has a lot of pimples on it

shut up! pizza face.

by jovy August 27, 2003

shit face

Shit face can be discribed as someone who constantly looks like they're smelling shit.

note: not to be confused with being piss drunk.

ex 1. - an un attractive face.

ex 2. - "yo bro did you see jackies new picture?.. she has the worst shit face."

by beyahh April 23, 2008

winky face

blindness or other acute vision problems resulting from mad-hot ejaculation.

Twatrag! I told you not to lean forward! Now you gotta live with that winky face the rest of your life..

by Larebear August 10, 2005