Skip to main content

White Lightening

The quickest way for an Arkansas boy to get his ass kicked!
ex. Aaron and James kept mouthing off, so they got beat down faster than White Lightening!
by White Lightening June 9, 2005
mugGet the White Lightening mug.

White Tornado

When a man is being sexually stimulated to orgasm on a spinning office chair and at the climax gets spun around vigorously thus, creating a white tornado. And/or a women sitting on a spinning office chair is encircled by a group of males and as they climax to orgasm, spewing their seminal fluids all over her as she spins round and round creating a funnel like effect of semen.
Did you hear? Dale got caught in a White Tornado last night.
Yeah, I heard he's allergic.
by Kauyla September 23, 2010
mugGet the White Tornado mug.

ipod white

the extremely birght white color of the traditional ipods
"that guys nomad mp3 player is ipod white"
by anon 101 September 27, 2005
mugGet the ipod white mug.

White Trash

White trash, or as my family calls them, "The Great Unwashed", are not limited to locations such as trailer parks in the Southern United States, or even the United States in general. Wherever there is a large white population, the white trash follows and settles in like a virus. I would wish to add to the list of white trash symptoms:
*Several stolen shopping carts laying in front of a decrepit trailer, house, or apartment.
*Swimming in street clothes. *Membership to organizations such as the Ku Klux Klan.
*Engaging in loud arguments with relatives while at the supermarket, wal mart, or any other public place.
*Hanging around outside your old high school for years after graduating/dropping out.
*Taunting passers-by from the front porch or car.
*Getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant at a young age. (The Great Unwashed actually have twice as many generations as the rest of the population. For example, the generation gap for most decent human beings tend to be a span of about 30 years. The white trash generation gap is usually 15. Thus, a white trash mother and her crotch-fruit could both be members of the same "normal" generation , baby boomers, gen x, gen y, if not very close.) BUt I digress...
*Riding in a car with one or both feet out the window.
*Stealing the most random objects off someone's lawn.
*Driving a car with Tazmanian Devil or Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
*Using welfare money that really should be used to feed the kids and pay the bills/rent to instead get a giant TV from rent-a-center and buy drugs/alcahol.
*Not everyone who shops at thrift stores are white trash, but their presence is heavy.
*Appearing on Jerry Springer, Montel, or Cops.
I would add some links to some white trash on myspace, but I don't think I'm allowed to do that.

White trash myspace profiles are easy to spot because they are cluttered with glitzy graphics, questionares that nobody reads, and other bullshit.

They take about 10-15 years to load because of this. By then they will be grandparents.
by Slig77 January 14, 2008
mugGet the White Trash mug.

White Bread

Eating junk food when a member of the househould who is an avid health freak has gone on vacation leaving you to enjoy goodies such as white bread instead of wheat.
Talking to a man who's health freak girlfriend has left town:
"Hows life without _______."
"Awesome man, i'm loving this white bread"
by Krup January 2, 2009
mugGet the White Bread mug.

mighty white

The act of really fuckin someone over. Much in the same way the white man has fucked over everyone else.
Wow, man. That was mighty white of you to run over that guys dog because he had a problem with you fuckin' his retarded sister after you got her drunk as hell.
by jojo August 24, 2004
mugGet the mighty white mug.

White Blood

N. a word silly foreigners use for semen, spunk, chode, jizz, cum, nut, or man juice.
Mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmm... I love White Blood in my face!!!!
by DiMeStheGeNiuS May 29, 2009
mugGet the White Blood mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email