Boaster named Bean

A smaller sibling who boasts about doing great things.

And sir, your a bit of a boaster named bean.

by GuphrameDingnastyBean June 17, 2022

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015

eat my beans boi

When you want a boi to eat ur beans

Todd: Hey Jimmy, eat my beans boi!
Jimmy: mmmmmmmmm tasty
Todd: thanks, i made em in my special body part

by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

beans

‘beans’ or ‘beanssoup’ is the name to describe the fat layer of skin (hypodermis) because it looks like beans. this term is mostly used on shtwt.

evan: “how deep do you cut?”

rayne: “i cut beans usually”

by emeryyhearts January 8, 2023

Bean

A name given to someone who is a sweet, precious boy

Brendan is a good bean

by Canceratit'sfinest January 26, 2017

bean

A bean is someone who is very innocent and cute in nature, but is secretly extremely sexual

Kyle: Evan is such a bean
Lexi: Yeah I know, he’s so sweet and innocent
Kyle: But you know what they say about beans?
Lexi: What?
Kyle: That they are super sexual.

Lexi: Ohh yeah I know 😏

by teaspiller123 January 4, 2019