Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

One finger discount

A one finger discount is similar to a five finger discount, Except Instead of stealing something from a regular store you steal an item from a dollar store.

Young Jimmy got a one finger discount ... Too bad he got caught and got a one dollar legal fee he has to pay.

by TheWhiteDeath10 July 7, 2017

Four finger fucking

Four finger fucking is a response used by one person when told by another person a story or describing a sitution that is unbelieveable.

Person 1 "Telling a unbelieveable story or sitution"

Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.

by Hankscolts October 14, 2011

4 fingers up

4 fingers up shows that you are madly in love with sophie no questions asked

“did u see those ppl throwing 4 fingers up ??”

by pizzalover5435 April 29, 2022

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

Thank You Finger

The finger people thank you with when driving and they are on a cellphone (commonly the pinky)

Wow, i let them cross lanes and all i got was a thank you finger.

by Lee Bird October 9, 2008

five finger fallout

That bleak empty feeling of guilt after masturbating.
Particularly after masturbating to obscene pornographic images or images resembling family members

That porn seemed really good until I finished & the five finger fallout came over me.

Sometimes I wish I could enjoy bestiality without the five finger fallout.

by ted61318 October 13, 2009