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ass ball

An ass ball is a human being cowering in a tight fetal position. Most used in the context of "to curl into an ass ball"
Oh my god, he's coming! Quick, curl into an ass ball for defense!
by The Definitionator August 25, 2005
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balls out

When things get really tough or crazy, and one has to try harder to accomplish a goal.
Holy shit, the football team scored a point under a minute on the 4th quarter! The other team has no other choice but to go balls out, dude!
by Alphadestrious January 3, 2004
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ball sack

what zach thomas loves to suck and hum on.
My ball sack feels so good now that it is in zachs mouth again.
by jl January 22, 2004
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ball slapper

when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex
i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you
by jack March 8, 2003
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Munchy Balls

Balls that are crunchy, munchy, and choclatey. Usually found on Hershy's.
by Cheese Di January 11, 2009
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ball collapse

Ball collapse is an unfortunate and painful affliction experienced my men after intense sexual release.

This mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. In extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.

In extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. If further ejaculation is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the penis, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile 'eye'.
"I totally smashed that 19yo hard in the ass on Thursday night, and she couldn't get enough! I gave it to her twice, and wanted to keep going, but I will be god damned if I didn't get ball collapse."

"I just got the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, and I've been beating my meat so hard I've cum like 4 times today! I can still get a hard on, but it hurts too much to wank because I've got ball collapse."

"I fucked her throat so damn hard I came with the thunder, and it was so intense I got instant ball collapse...I had to go have a lie down."
by K9GUY June 2, 2009
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balls on face

Verb:action consisting of a male swinging his genitalia in front of another person's face
Tim swings from the subway handrail in the direction of an unsuspecting sophomore.
Tim: Balls on Face!
by The Juice April 27, 2005
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