this cat just j

Popular meme I know on discord with a cat acting stupid with a faucet

Caption: This cat just j! 😹😹

by JTheNintendo August 5, 2021

cat poop sandwich

First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017

Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich

by JasonAdam January 20, 2018

smash on your cat

To have sex with a woman's vaginal entrance.

Bradley likes to smash on every girl's cat.

Can I smash on your cat, just once?

by Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 9, 2005

Thunder Cats

Bunch of panzies that can't play handball

"Those handball players r worse than Thunder cats!"

by That Guy whos good at handball December 20, 2008

Cat's ass fever

When someone gets off licking cat asshole

Bob: Where is Rick going with that cat?

Tim: He's got cat's ass fever

Bob: That sick bastard!

by Ajax0013 January 7, 2012

spred cat spat

when your girl takes an herbal laxative for 3 days straight and comes over you house for some action and shits all over your face .

I got hit by the spred cat spat last night ,You should have seen the dirty brown dishwater blasting out her anus all over my face and chest !!

What a warm sensation that sped cat spat .

by Poogi February 28, 2009

B.H. Cat and Mouse

When a new couple gets together and the male persistently attempts drunken assaults on the females B.H. (butthole). In some cases he will even hide lubricant under the bed for such an occasion.

I'm sick of this B.H. Cat and Mouse shit. Lauren, you better get puckered up cause that butt is gettin' blown out tonight.

by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009