Keen as beans

keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind

Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

bean hub

bean hub sexualized beans

uh ima go on bean hub

by vgugf February 1, 2021

Bean palming

When getting head from a bald female or short haired female and you rest your hand in top of their head. Bean palming

I was chilling with this girl last night and one thing lead to another, next thing I knew I was bean palming the girl.

by Oneewayy777 January 31, 2021

Fiddle your bean February

yooooooooooooooo special attention to the sack(fyb)

“how many times a day are ya beat your meat next February”, “you mean fiddle my bean? ,”what.”, “yo it’s Fiddle your bean February “, “ohh gotcha”

by penis retard 69 April 20, 2018

bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.

by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020

Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.

Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!

by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017

derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

by Swedishbean February 16, 2018