hot dog

a tasty food

sex toy

my hot dog was so tasty I shoved it up my ass too.

by assholes are sexy July 15, 2016

gernarled-dog

A secret 7/11 menu item that I invented back in the late 90's. I think it was around 97' or so. To make a gernarled-dog, you start with a base layer of ketchup, mustard, and onions inside of a hotdog bun. Then you add a hotdog (standard). The real magic happens when you nestle a taquito right next to the hotdog, atop your bed of ketchup, mustard, and onions. Bite into this bad boy to experience true bliss and ecstasy. Hit up your local 7/11 and tell them purplebh sent you.

Chris: "this gernarled-dog is so good. I haven't had one since 02'!"
purplebh: "you're welcome."

by purplebh October 17, 2021

red dog

A red headed doushebag who lived in a van half his life plays a battery powered drum and mooches off of people to fund drinking and drug habits

Your new bf is such a red dog

by Dildroid Master July 6, 2015

Dog rough

I feel dog rough today

Drank way to much last night, i feel dog rough

by Mfk86 September 24, 2018

Floppy dog

The act of violently backhanding an unsuspecting male in the family jewels. This is done while the victim is standing, usually as the perpetrator is standing next to the victim or walking in front of the victim.

Travis in on the ground in pain because Rich gave him a floppy dog.

by AvieAlum February 3, 2018

Dome Dogs

Bitches who love giving dome

Dayum you know those skeezes over there are definately dome dogs.

by dynosawr October 28, 2010

Doo-dog

1. A word to use when one is pissed and doesn't know what to say.

2. Anything related to the word "darn it"
3. Crap

AHHH!! Doo-dog! I forgot to do my homework.

by Doodie dog April 24, 2011