Monkey Shits

A bile movement in which a water substance explodes out of your ass.

All that drinking last night has caused me to have the Monkey Shits today.

by shoes & socks January 8, 2003

Monkey Pie

When you shoot your cum load inside a black guy/girls ass

Chris: What happened last night with that guy?

Fox: Oh we had a great time making Monkey Pie!!!

by iemikesocal January 9, 2011

suck monkey

A slang term used when one person is particularly pissed at another, usually after being pwn3ed in a video game.Is used usually when the host's parents are home and do not accept swearing.

Sean:AGH....YOU SUCK MONKEY...STOP SPAWN CAMPING
Kyle:Ahahahahaha...n00b

by NarutoUzamaki7 July 23, 2008

monkey trumpet

the proper termonolgy for a "vuvuzela"

the spear chuckers were are so annoying when they blow their monkey trumpets at the soccer games

by krs42 July 13, 2010

monkey bumps

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush

That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Monkey Crawl

When one jumps on another person, hopefully a friend, with full arms and legs wrapped around "friend" or stranger, whichever one prefers.
Could be used to intiate sex.

I monkey crawled Kellie from the bed, thus landing us on our backs.

by Chunky Ninja September 15, 2011

Porch Monkey

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005