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One Tree Hill

A sex position where the man performs a bridge with an erection and the woman is on top. Appears as a lone tree on a large hill. *Requires great strength and flexibility
'Did you hear? Wagnus is in hospital with a broken back'
'What happened'
'One tree hill'
by Salt 'n' Garfunkel June 2, 2015
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pump one out

I'll catch up with you guys, I just need to pump one out.
by refugee July 13, 2004
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Square One Brew

When you go Square one mall after eating out, and all of a sudden have to take a crap and take off running to find a washroom.
Shane: Why did Buck run off so fast? and why was he walking funny?
Jordan: I think he had to drop a Square one brew after eating at Jack Astors again.
by Buck1234 January 5, 2009
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one-day millionaire

spending money impulsively because you just got paid then regretting it the next day
Kenny threw his credit card like ninja stars at the bartender during happy hour because he thought he was a one-day millionaire.
by headoutthegutter March 24, 2011
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taking a mean one

Expelling feces in an explosive or painful matter.
Hey boss. Can I take the day off? I have to take a mean one.
by friend of bob June 13, 2004
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Skip One Rule

This is a rule that occurs many times a day across the United States and the rest of the civilized world.

The Skip One Rule (aka. The Skip One Law) is put into effect when you are in a mens room and there is more than a 1:2 men to urinal ratio.

The Law states that in the event of selecting a urinal, there must be a one urinal gap between other occupants of the mens room.

There have been cases in which the breaker of the Skip One Rule has been called out violently and eventually brutally beaten to death by a bathroom shy paranoid-schizophrenic in an event very similar to road rage.

There are a few exceptions dealing with extenuating circumstances to this rule for example:

1) If you are intoxicated this law, and all other laws do not apply.

2) In a trough style urinal situation. When urinating into a trough one should try his best to urinate at a 45* angle away from the nearest fellow urinater, remember NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT!

3a) Huge sporting event restrooms, chances are you don't know the guy next to you and you will never see him again this tends to free up some inhibitions.

3b) It's OK to take a leak right next to another man if you are in a hurry to get back to the ball game. Disclaimer: During halftime this rule is dissolved.

4) If the urinals in question have large dividers and are more than 5.5 feet apart from center mast then they are fair game.

Warning: none of these exceptions apply when dealing with a Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic so be careful.
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "What the FUCK are you doing?!?!"

Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: " I'm trying to take a piss."

Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "What?, Your looking at my dick, why are you so close to me, What The Fuck!!!!"

Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: "Where did you get that knife?, No No Shit Noooooo!"

Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "Don't tell me what to do bathroom sink, you don't even know me."

Unaware stranger who just broke the rule (now bloody and dying): "Damn I forgot the Skip One Rule"
by K1LL_4_FUN March 16, 2011
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kill one softly

to badmouth someone to their face or behind their back
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003
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