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anal cunt

A grindcore band that many people say shouldn't have ever gotten a record label. Besides their parody "picnic of love" cd, I mostly agree.
dude: i love anal cunt!
other dude: if they got signed, I'm a monkeys uncle.
other other dude: well, you're a monkeys uncle then. but their picnic of love cd was cool.
Other other other dude: what are you supposed to do at their concerts, just sit around and look confused? you cant even dance to this shit.
gangsta: tru dat blood
other other other dude: here, I'm putting on thier picnic of love cd.

"I was selling flowers by the side of the road, when you came to my flower stand. I was telling you about pansies and roses, when you tried to grab my hand. tra la la la la la la la, tra la la la la la la la, sorry I'm not that kind of boy..."

gangsta: dis shyt is tyte
by kdsjfa May 3, 2006
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canker cunt

Female that plays Halo 3 so much that she develops sores on her pussy.
You aint nothing but a fucking canker cunt, die so I can teabag you.
by niodin March 10, 2008
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cunts with blunts

any girls that smoke a lot of pot and are total bitchescunt,blunt
Dude1- What a bunch of whores.
Dude2- Yeah man there just cunts with blunts.
by Brian Dickson May 10, 2007
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Cycle Cunt

Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.

Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.
Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"
by Moses Magoo January 5, 2015
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fluff cunt

usually a fat fugly dike

who has over grown fluffy pubis on their head.
holy moleyy angel twang, look at that rachel gal shes a fuckin fluff cunt!
by buffbitch101 May 5, 2008
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bumper cunt

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.
Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt
by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
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trunk cunt

I almost suffocated in that 80 year old porn star's trunk cunt.
by alterego September 27, 2003
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