tape it to your leg

Literally this expression refers to the adhesion of one's penis to one's thigh in an attempt to tame an insurmountable erection. The expression is used figuratively to inform another individual that he or she is exhibiting behavior demonstrative of elevated levels of arousal, excitement, or enthusiasm. The variant "tape it to my leg" is useful when preceded by the phrase "you got me all boned up and now I gotta...", as a way of expressing resentment for an individual who has unduly excited one and left one unsatisfied. Also popularly used in a wilderness setting, or in the absence of tape, "strap it to your leg".

Whoa, easy there bronco chief, tape it to your leg!, Damn, girl, you got me all boned up and now I gotta tape it to my leg.

by JPT, cunning linguist December 16, 2008

squeeze your shoes

(verb): To deride someone verbally about fundamental aspects of the person's life. Generally, the derision is done by a baby boomer towards a younger person, normally generation y. The term was used extensively in David Foster Wallace's posthumously published novel "The Pale King." Squeezing someone's shoes goes beyond good nature ribbing or teasing because it isolates more serious qualities in the person whose shoes are being squeezed (i.e. career, or other serious existential questions).

Damn, Dad is really going to squeeze your shoes about dropping out of college and your general mid 20's malaise.

by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014

Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!

Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.

by cheeseflambe March 7, 2010

I'm on your schedule

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.

"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."

by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013

pop your wigglies

the climax of intercourse for a male and subsequent ejaculation

Better lay off that brass monkey so you can still pop your wigglies tonight.

by Gram February 9, 2006

Balls On Your Chin

if the balls are resting on the chin, then the dick is in the mouth all the way. its a brash way of describing a blowjob.

Girl while giving a blowjob: Is this a good blowjob?

Man getting the dainty little blowjob: No, i would rather have my balls on your chin.

by Good Ol' Rando April 9, 2017

Drop Your Sword

To lose an erection and thereby become flacid.

"Last night, I was about to finally bone my girlfriend. But then I dropped my sword, and she said the was no way." - Canadian guy from Family Guy

"Yo Tyro, I heard that Megadam dropped his sword in bed with yo mamma last night." - Random American/Irishman

"Drop your sword again, Adam, and we're through" - Katrina

by Angry Prawn September 7, 2009