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Crack of Fuck

Very, very early. Too early.

Coined and popularized by Adam Carolla.
I had to get up at the crack of fuck this morning to get to the airport by 6:30.
by DMS4369 October 15, 2010
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Persistence Fuck

The Persistence Fuck is a hunting technique in which men use a combination of running, walking, flirting, sexting, hand wandering, and tracking to pursue 'unavailable' women to the point of exhaustion and submission. The Persistence Fuck is thought to have been one of the earliest forms of sexual advances, having evolved 2 million years ago.
Despite having a boyfriend, Susie eventually fell victim to a persistence fuck by Matt, whom constantly texted her about her puss.
by Gdrw September 21, 2014
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Ah fuck

Similar to oh fuck but in this case it's a small-medium error size.
Used when you fuck up something, BUT It has repair.

Oh fuck means inevitable total destruction.
Randy: You forgot yo buy the chips you dumb ass motherfucker.
Bob: Ah fuck ok i am going to the 24hs again.
by GatitoBongero April 9, 2020
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Blind Fucked

When a group of people are playing poker and right as someone is about to be the big-blind, the blinds are raised, causing that person to have to put in more money.
Kyle "Alright Nick, you're big blind, and the blinds just went up to 50/100"
Nick: "Dammit! Thats the 2nd time tonight Ive gotten Blind Fucked!"
by Bronus Wagner August 19, 2010
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Guilt Fuck

Having sex with your partner after being yelled at for not having sex with your partner.
So after I let her cool off I went up and guilt fucked the hell out of her the way she wanted. It was all good after that.

She was like, "Don't be all trying to guilt fuck me."

"GOD Damn, I hope that wasn't a guilt fuck."
by Brother Sunday November 5, 2012
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fuck eyed

So drunk that your eyes cant focus anymore.your balance is also effected , usally resulting in injury to yourself or inflicked by someone you almost bowled over on the way to the toilet.
Did you see gaz last night? He was so fuck eyed , he had a piss in hand sink in the female toilets
by timbo6969 January 3, 2017
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robo fuck

Verb;
To have sexual intercourse with a girl who is robo-tripping or to have someone have sex with you while you are robo-tripping.
Bob:Man, check out that skank...she's robo-tripping balls!

Bill:Dude, let's robo fuck the shit out of her!

Bob:Fucking A!
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
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