dirty drums

When you forget to give your drums a shower, and it procedes to plot against you and seek new world order

Those dirty drums just invaded poland

by Chinchilla-lord November 13, 2013

dirty sprinkler

when someone who doesn't like sitting on public toilets so they hover above it and spray shit everywhere in the public washroom.

Man that bitch just did a dirty sprinkler every where in there so you can clean it.

by gnarkiller February 13, 2007

Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.

- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton

by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009

Dirty Hayley

When a woman does reverse cowgirl, stands up and does a split on the penis into the anus, and rotates.

She did a dirty Hayley on me last night.

by Stankcoochenergy June 4, 2020

dirty alisa

when a strap on snaps off in his ass and you get to grab it with a pair of tongs while dolly parton is playing and the toddler you are babysitting watches

ava: yo, I just got fired from babysitting after I did a dirty alisa with my man
jack: girl that sucks

by mommysmilkers February 21, 2021

dirty jake

is where a girl sits on a guys face and pisses in his mouth

hey man.. ur girlfriend just told me she gave u a dirty jake

by Paul Castro August 10, 2008

Dirty Roland

When your eat a girl out and just as she's about to cum, stop. Spread some peanut butter on her pussy and let your dog finish her off.

This girl I was with last night wanted me to go down on her, so I gave her a dirty roland.

by Roland/714 December 21, 2007