gutter monkey

n,
An urban form of "yard Ape"

Didjya see all those gutter monkeys running thru the hydrant?

by DoggieStylee December 14, 2004

tit monkey

A man who believes a cotton/spandex shirt will hold in his tits but doesn't; usually calling attention to said tits as well as pudgy arms and/or belly.

"Simon Cowell is such a Titmonkey!"

"Did you see that Titmonkey jiggling on the dancefloor?"

by bettie May 8, 2005

f monkey

similar to "fuck," but used for especially bizarre and/or childish situations

What the F MONKEY is those rainbow leather pants?

by phung March 2, 2008

Rainbow Monkey

A black homosexual who tested positive with HIV or

when a Rainbow Monkey dies, 1,000 girls will have an abortion
:D jajajajajajajajajjajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Fruity Ninga, August 6, 2011

monkey clock

a game in rhythm heaven that RTgame is horrible at

RTgame after playing monkey clock: is there a rhythm hell?

by zman90 February 5, 2021

barrel of monkeys

The result when your sister mistakes your sea monkey aquarium for her douche bag.

This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

by Joe B Normal October 20, 2007

monkey hanger

scum coming from the worlds biggest toxic waste dump, and 1 of britains worst towns as voted by the readers of the news of the world.

can also be somebody who supports the football leagues most success deprived team, having never won silverware and finished bottom of the league most times, which is of course hartlepool united.

the good people of darlington can be proud that theyre football team has won the 3rd (and 2nd) division championships before, whereas the monkeyhangers never have.

by southerner in the north March 22, 2004