by 20213412 August 17, 2018
Get the Mexican Lipstickmug. by Miguellito123 July 5, 2016
Get the mexican hammermug. Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".
Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"
by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019
Get the Mexican Stitch Upmug. To cut the grass. Mowing.
by Hyperbeans June 5, 2022
Get the Mexican Buzz-Cutmug. That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror
Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror
Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
by Albertoh5 August 27, 2020
Get the Mexican haircutmug. 
When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.
by Mtd November 15, 2016
Get the mexican dogturdmug.