diet cock

tiny cock

I've seen Jack in locker room, he is a toal diet cock despite how he brags about his girth... B.S.

by jimissobored May 31, 2015

Couch cock

Couch cock mysteriously happens when you wake up too early in the morning, crawl out of bed and fall back asleep on the couch before morning wood can take effect. Then later waking up on the couch with a full-blown hard on stuck between the couch cushions

Tina I don't know what to do about Barry . He said he couldn't sleep last night and he got up and went downstairs for a drink and fell asleep on the couch and I woke him up this morning to find his walrus tusk stuck between the couch cushions again... I don't know how much longer the cat and I can deal with his damn couch cock. It's making a mess out of the upholstery...

by Fluffy chub January 19, 2017

cock goblin

Kevin is a cock goblin who gobbles cocks all day...gobble gobble. He romes the streets at night in his long black cock goblin cape in his blue sparkling thong, hugging his teddy bear. Beware the cock goblin, beware.

COCK GOBLIN

by goblinoflove December 25, 2009

cock ranger

a combination of one part douchebag and two parts ass jockey. This lovely fellow however takes boths terms one step further and merging them. Not only does he love the mudslide he can ride from a man's asshole, he also feels it's his duty and thinks he's fucking Ranger Ride My Pie Hole You Douche. This man truly sucks and should be dicked repeatdly in the balls on sight.

"Yea alright COCKRANGER, i'm not the one hunting pie hole like it's buffalo and your an Indian, touch me again and I'll introduce you to a choke slam."

by Martin November 19, 2004

cock sniff

someone who is really gay

me_omg kevin is such a cock sniff
you_omg i know he so is gay

by alexaa June 11, 2006

cock tennis

A game that surprisingly doesnt involve much tennis.
It involves 2 players, and you take it in turns to put your cock in each other's mouth, the first person to gag loses the point, and you continue scoring to get to a full game.

Adam beat me at cock tennis last night.

by McLovin Babeson May 16, 2008

horse cock

bologna

Hey man, whatcha bring for lunch?

Horse cock sandwich. Want half?

Yum!

by The Evil Boll Weevil January 25, 2011