Don’t look back in anger.

Don’t look back in anger — A realization that occurs once one is old enough to realize that what you once called some of the worse moments of your life were actually pretty damn awesome.

All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.

And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.

Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…

…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.

And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.

You will.

Don’t look back in anger. There is something worse than a lover who drives you crazy; and that’s having no lover at all. There’s something worse than being catcalled on the street by construction workers; and that being invisible to the people who pass you by. It’s like the man who said: “I used to complain about my missing finger until I met a man who lost his hand.” I used to complain about my yesterdays until I started running out of tomorrows.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 24, 2023

Back up that money truck!

Back up that money truck! — Financial windfall that occurs because of a random accidental situation; or, because of purposeful criminal activity. The exclamation “Back up that money truck!” is yelled the moment one gets a gander of the settlement check; or, the first pile of money made from successful illegal activity.

1) My car got rear ended by a city bus going up hill on a sunny day at high noon! LAWSUIT!!!!!! Back up that money truck!

2) All of those knock off designer bags got sold and no one got caught. Everyone came back with pockets so swole with money; their asses looked like they had THE MUMPS!!!!! Re-up on the gear!!!! And then, Back up that money truck!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 15, 2023

outta-whack-back quack

official name for a chiropractor / informal: may be shortened to ‘back quack’

You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 24, 2012

laying back in the cut

To avoid doing your part. Not participating or using your talents for the good of others.

You need to mow the grass instead of playing video games and laying back in the cut.

by Walneto August 30, 2010

back wash

1.some freak'o crap who's so freaking lame in giving ud.com definitions

2.lame brain

oh, look at me! im back wash! im so lame, i can't even spell my name!

by the guy who flushes back wash down the crap hole.. August 27, 2004

Don't Look Back In Anger

A song by Oasis, what else?

But Don't Look Back In Anger, I heard you say.

by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021

Gimme back my son!

An expression of frustration that you yell at a friend's significant other when he or she refuses to allow them out of the house.

This is a quote originally shouted by Mel Gibson in the movie Ransom.

It's my fuckin' birthday and Steve needs to be there. Stop holding him hostage. GIMME BACK MY SON!

by DiabolicDevice January 15, 2010