your what hurts?

used when someone is having a bitchfest and ranting on and on about some complaint. tell, them, your what hurts, and it basically means shut up and stop bitching.

so i'm so tired today and i woke up late and i couldn't find my homework then i forgot my cell phone....

...dude, your what hurts??

by whatever betsy October 26, 2007

Tie Your Shoes

also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.
A euphamism for fellatio.

Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.

or

Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.

by Elder Rabbit December 24, 2008

Run your Suck

To speak in a gossipy or clueless manner, usually to the distain of others. Quite common in Marine Corps recruits.

D.I.:
"You shitbags want to run your suck? Then you can eat some shit too!!!! MOUNTAIN CLIMB, YEW BITCHES!!!!!

Recruits:
AYE,AYE SIR!!!!!

by Stud Marine-Storm Gunner March 19, 2009

pull your card

take you out of circulation - remove your card from the file - kill you.

from the song boys in the hood from nwa - Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard
You come talkin’ that trash we’ll pull your card
Knowin’ nothin’ in life but to be legit’
Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t said shit...

by jim December 13, 2003

peep your shit

When other people are nosing into your business

Hey, Monica watch out someones going to peep your shit

by stubler July 28, 2006

like your face

a term meant to be used in a playful manner, but also has its uses in the derogatory. "like your face" means that something is similar in appearance, or feeling taken from experience to your face..

"Courtney Love is a slut."
"LIKE YOUR FACE!"

"I am so bored."
"LIKE YOUR FACE!!"

by Becca May 8, 2005

Your moms uncle

Related to the term "Your mom," it is commonly used when using "your mom" just isn't cool anymore because its overplayed.

Person 1: Who are you going out with?
Person 2: Your moms uncle.

by I dont remember my own name April 20, 2006