nibling-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The child of one's spouse's sibling.

My nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

aunt-in-law

1- Pibling's wife.
2- Spouse's aunt.

aunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

stepnibling-in-law

1- Stepnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepnibling.

stepnibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Gaywin’s Law

The propensity for every online discussion to inevitably become homosexual.

(In a forum about Paw Patrol)
Person 1: “My kid really likes this show, but can we please talk about the lack of Gay representation?”
Person 2: “Gaywin’s law strikes again..”

by Krig May 22, 2023

Moore's Law

A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.

Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.

by keyline26 December 12, 2017

Lenz's law

When you are attached to a person in a way that when you try to meet them your body gives you bad signs as in bad butterflies and then when you decide to stay away and cut all the connections your heart longs for them and desires for them to be around cuddling with you and then you try pull them close again. You also want them away from you but also close that you can't breathe(I mean while kissing).

Conclusion: But when you pull them closer, your body reacts as if it's sick (in a bad way)
If you push them away you want their cologne all over your body

This never happened with me but with this one guy my body keeps applying lenz's law.

by Devilish ✨ August 22, 2023

Law of Deliveries

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).

I'm tracking my order but the law of deliveries has taken it. No idea when it'll get here.

by Mastertexan July 24, 2024