Penis patrol

A group that is filled with mammals highest on the food chain that have transcended past human life and make sure peace is kept through the patrolling of the male genitalia

Hey Seth and Tyre I suspect that Breylon is hiding drugs in his genitalia and it is time to show him the true power of the penis patrol

by PP Captain Tristan February 23, 2020

moist penis

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.

Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.

by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 4, 2017

Pine penis

When a penis is so small it is the size of a pine needle

Dude I tried to have sex but she said I have a pine penis

by cracker slacker September 7, 2015

Penis Brigade

1.A mob of gay dudes that go around straight bashing heterosexual men.

2.A witch hunt for straightys by lgbt people who are heterophobic.

The penis brigade beat up stan because he said there are only two genders.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

Penis-Flysnatch

Its a women with serated teeth arond the edges of a womans vagina and when a penis enters it bites it off like a fly catcher needs to eat atleast 15 dicks a day to survive

Dude this guy dick just got bite off by her penis-flysnatch

by The fluffy January 19, 2017

Penis scaffold

The act of clipping one or multiple bulldog clips onto the foreskin of a penis, acting as a source of extreme pleasure for some since the foreskin is one of the most sensitive parts of the human anatomy.

Hey baby. I wanna penis scaffold you tonight.

by marg the barge September 23, 2012

penis prober

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.

Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.

by scorepex July 11, 2007