Basically an excuse for being a basic bitch. Commonly seen in their natural habitat, your local Starbucks with ther pumpkin spice latte and penny board. usually saying shit like, "YAAAS!", "QUEEN SLAY", and "and i oop".
by fuckyoulmao October 2, 2019
Get the Vsco girl mug.An apex girl is the one that got away, the one you should have stayed with, and the one you will never get over. Everyone after her is just you settling for less. Often the apex girl is from highschool.
Bro: hey man how's it going?
Sad bro: not good dude, you know my highschool girlfriend? The apex girl? No one has measured up since.
Bro: ah that sucks man, maybe you should have respected her parents more.
Sad bro:*is sad*
Sad bro: not good dude, you know my highschool girlfriend? The apex girl? No one has measured up since.
Bro: ah that sucks man, maybe you should have respected her parents more.
Sad bro:*is sad*
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Get the Yikes girl mug.She is NOT like the other girls. The poggers girl is EXTRA quirky, with those nerdy glasses that bring out the sparkle in her eyes, the black hair with neon highlights, and the Minecraft t-shirts that outline her cute b00bies.
Her best feature is that high-pitched, sexy voice. IF YOU EVER come into contact with a poggers girl, politely ask her to whisper into your ear, "poggers" and I guarantee you will cum more than you ever have in your entire life.
Her best feature is that high-pitched, sexy voice. IF YOU EVER come into contact with a poggers girl, politely ask her to whisper into your ear, "poggers" and I guarantee you will cum more than you ever have in your entire life.
Doyle: Hey have you seen that poggers girl? I swear every time I see her I have the uncontrollable urge to passionately stick my cock up inside her while I repeatedly call her pussy "poggers" .
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