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shit myself

"Shit myself" is when you do bad at something such as a game of Cock of Duty or a game of HALER 45. You just know you fucking suck and can't help but say it.
Boy 1: YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK! *Kills other person*
Boy 2: Awwwh, I just shit myself.
by PoopyHead April 6, 2015
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Shit nuggets

when a mans hair becomes so long that it contains peices of genuine peices of faeces congragated on said hair during toilet time.
mouse - "that dudes hair is soooo long hes rocking the shit nuggets"

murderface - "niiiiiiiice"
by William Britton March 6, 2008
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Midnight Shit

The act of shutting off the lights in a bathroom while someone is in the act of shitting in a stall. Usually performed at public restrooms. The poor person will have trouble wiping him/herself.
Hey everyone, Jim is in the bathroom taking a midnight shit. Man that sucks to be him.
by Brett Rauchwerger January 13, 2008
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shitting lipids

What happens when one person eats over 200% of their Daily Recommended Value of saturated fat. Also can be used to describe imminent failure, or fucking up bad.
Casey was shitting lipids after eating an entire pint of Haagen Dazs.

"I'm just shitting lipids over that DSP exam," proclaimed Casey, as he knew that his grades would plummet him into disaster.
by Zorba November 13, 2003
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shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.
(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!
by eeyun June 16, 2008
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ooh shit

said by people when something amazing happens. Or when someone is going to start a fight.
"oi, someone jus raised my ting" "ooh shit"
by Tom to the hizzle April 14, 2004
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shit fetish

Shitting in another persons mouth or face
by Shitty Mac Chaf December 24, 2003
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